My son Glenn just called me with a joke that is too good not to pass on. It’s a college fan joke and could apply to any rivalry, but I’m a University of Kansas fan and grad, so I’m going to tell it from my perspective.
Young Marvin went to his fourth grade class wearing KU attire.
“Are you a KU fan?” His teacher asked him.”
“Yes.”
“Why are you a KU fan?”
“Because my parents are KU fans”
“What would you do if your parents were drug dealers and hookers?”
“Then I’d be a Mizzou fan!”
Oh my!